This week on Tumblr:
It’s a metaphor. You’re a metaphor. I’m a metaphor. Your keybord is a metaphor. Everything is a metaphor. The universe is turning into one giant metaphor on a molecular scale. Run. It’s too late.
Anonymous asked:like ugh when clothes say they're a size 18-20 or something and they are so totally not that size in any universe. i want to fucking light places on fire that do that.